Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

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#141

you can always have fun
'cause like they say ‘time flies when you’re having fun’ :slight_smile:

#142

aywaaa thats true, :slight_smile: the only time that time doesn’t fly is during ramadan :stuck_out_tongue: but u gotta love it

#143

[quote=mimi246]another noukta:
had berkani gal lmertou had lila wejdi rassk ghadin t3chaw berra, rje3 l9aha mkherja tabla lzen9a :D[/quote]
:huh: mimi plz could you tell me the meaning…

#144

[quote=Touta][quote=mimi246]another noukta:
had berkani gal lmertou had lila wejdi rassk ghadin t3chaw berra, rje3 l9aha mkherja tabla lzen9a :D[/quote]
:huh: mimi plz could you tell me the meaning…[/quote]
Some “Berkani” man told his wife “i want u ready tonight, we gonna have dinner out”, when came back th evening, he found her preparing the table outside the house.

not only Berkanis, there’s also Marrakshis, & shloo7, 3robia…like egyptien ones that always includes Sa3ayda :no:

#145

It’s not fair to say those jokes like that, you gotta watch out mimi not to offend people

there are jokes about soussis being stingy
there are jokes about berkanis being dump
there are jokes abot 3roubia being uncivilized

what are the marrakshi jokes about? the accent?

#146

needless to mention that I do not agree with what the Moroccan jokes state about different regions in Morocco…

#147

i feel bad…i never wanted to offend people, never thought i did either :unsure:
i’ll make sure not do it again ):

sm7ou liya!

#148

nicer nouktat:

hadi djaja 3tawha lma skhoon w hiya t3ti bida msloo9a :smiley:
they gave this chicken hot water and she gave them a hard boiled egg

#149

galik hada wa7ed ragel nej7ou lihe waladou w houwa ycheri lihoum baloon mefchouch galihoum yallah tnej7ou l3am jay bach ynouf5ou likoum :slight_smile:

#150

hhhhhhh how do we say bakhil in darija like cheap or stingy?? thats what this guy is hhhhhh

#151

lol man, i dont remember…and he sure is ! :stuck_out_tongue:

#152

Ach, it’s s9ram, they also say “jelda”, but "s9ram is the common word.
go to Noktazwina site, there’s a section for s9rameen jokes.

#153

haha ya 3am ya gelda forgot that 1

nice thank u shady

#154

s9raM is awesome, so if i ever go down to souss… nah i won’t use it :stuck_out_tongue:

#155

we say Ze9ram not Se9ram :s
correct me if im wrong

#156

u zay ze9rem becoz u iz veri zzzzzzzzzmagri and zmagris talkz wiz zi zzz noize

#157

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#158

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

#159

lol funny.
it took me forever to read but it was worth it :stuck_out_tongue:

#160

here’s some old & boring short puzzle-jokes…

wa7d l korsi 3ando 3 d rjleen, 3layash wa9f ? —> answer: wa9f 3la sbba
bash ka tzeed dkkaka ? —> answer: ka tzeed bshwya
fakiha mn barra khdra w mn l dakhl 7mra w fiha l dakhl shi 7weejat sghar k7leen, w katbda b 7arf noon ? —> answer: ness dlla3a
7ayawan kygool “miaaaooo” w kybda b 7arf “ba” —> answer; bbat l mosh

now without puzzles…
wa7d shaf l magana wa9fa w howa yjeebliha korsey.
wa7d tleffet w homa y khaddro bih.
wa7d drbato l fay9a w howa ydrabha b na3sa.

Are u bored enough :smiley: