Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

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#121

=)

but plz don’t scare your neighbours when you’re singing in the backyard … coz mine don’t even say hello anymore j.k :stuck_out_tongue:

#122

loooooool

hahaha… I think me and my neighbours are deserve each other…

At least I just sing… :wink: …and theeeeey … I don’t want even to remember about the sounds from their side :smiley:

hmm… maybe they sing that way :huh: I donno :gb:

#123

I think this topic should be in the fun zone, not in the maghréb zone
wallaho a3lam

mod dialna?

#124

you think?? shall i move it?

#125

guyz, i posted a new set of moroccan jokes on my website
check them out, and enjoy the fun

#126

weeee thanks nokta_zwina for the notification

#127

here’s a noukta, hope no one has said this one:

Hadi koura ardiya bdat kat7ess brassha mrida w mchat 3nd tbib, 9ellebha mziana w galliha : 3ndek lmaghrib f lklawi ! :smiley:

#128

im gonna get this joke if i find out what lklawi is :smiley:

#129

oh man, i dont remember exactly but i think it means kidney :stuck_out_tongue:

#130

haha ok… i knew kbda is kidney but klawi could also be, who am i to know :stuck_out_tongue:

#131

i’m pretty sure kdba is liver :stuck_out_tongue:
now im gonna bother my mom about the word klawi again tomorrow lol

#132

oopsss yeah that’s it :stuck_out_tongue: i mix up kidney and liver even in turkish, there’s just something about them two that make me confuzzled :smiley:

yeah ask ask, tell her lalla wants to add it to her vocab list, im sure she’ll be more than happy to help :stuck_out_tongue:

#133

haha, its ok…is kidney edible?

& will do :wink: im gonna try and catch her before she leaves for work in the morning…
she’ll be surprised to find me awake so early AND just to ask her what klawi is :stuck_out_tongue: haha

another noukta:
had berkani gal lmertou had lila wejdi rassk ghadin t3chaw berra, rje3 l9aha mkherja tabla lzen9a :smiley:

#134

yeah kidney is edible, not in my books though :S :S yuk

looool i got this one :smiley: so why are berkanis always in moroccan jokes, what’s so baggable about them?

#135

lol i think i could eat some kidney…

i have no idea…they’re just there, just today my aunt told me some jokes, they all had a berkani in it :stuck_out_tongue: lol

#136

lol ok ok… coz i understand why soussis are used in jokes but berkani nope. maybe shikamaru can tell us

#137

lol yeah, where is he when yah need him?

#138

haha everyone is too busy zzzzzz’ing away right now as you and i flood the forum :stuck_out_tongue:

#139

haha indeed! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: …guess we’ll have to wait

#140

yeah patience is a virtue :smiley: