Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

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#101

hhhhhh consider my speech a blessing you ungrateful *************** :fouet:

#102

alls he said was imagine u didnt have a tongue then u couldnt talk and i said bro all sh needs are her 2 hands for typing haha but u already figured that out by nowww

#103

lolll i actually read between the lines, so he was REALLY saying: thank God, God gave LA a tongue and hands, for if he didn’t i wouldn’t know what to do

and what you REALLY said was: yeah true bro, not just you, we’re all blessed by it

:stuck_out_tongue: i kid.

#104

lolllllllll yeah just keep tellin yourself that aicha f khayalia

#105

i’ll look at it when my self esteem is low

#106

hahahhahahaha lalla ur great as a scenarist … go to hollywood :smiley:

#107

what would i want to do with hollywood? pffft, you go to hollywood, you’re the desperate one :smiley:

#108

hhahahahah yeah there a lot of hot chicks there miam miam im comin :stuck_out_tongue:

#109

aaaaaaaaah FFS

#110

new joke: what do u call the guy who comes to your house and brings the propane for you to cook with?

tamer bouta

#111

:mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

funnnnny, but what has my friend tamer bouta got to do with propane gas?

#112

This is Bota

We call it Bota, it comes from the french “bouteille” = “bottle” = “9ar3a” , we also call it 9ar3a.

we don’t have bota guy in Morocco, we get it from 7anoot, but in the middle east they have someone going around with a car screaming : gaz gaz gaz gaz… but his name is not always Tamer :stuck_out_tongue:

#113

oooooooh it makes sense, lol

thx

#114

yea not that funny of a joke anyway haha…but it would if he went around door to door yelling 4 bouta in an 3ami issa voice mayyyybe

#115

hahahaaa you know 3ammi issa too? oh maaan that guy is one of a kind xD

#116

from u duhhhhhhhhhh!!!

#117

LOL ive been singing “ya mustafaaa yaaa mustafaaa ana ba7ebak ya mustafaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!” for the past week now… never gonna get old for me

#118

looool I usually suffer from the same thing… sometimes songs are sooooo sticky :smiley:

#119

hahaaa but isn’t it a good way of enjoying yourself when hanging the clothes or washing dishes??? :smiley: singing and enjoying your chore :stuck_out_tongue:

#120

loooool Of course Lalla :wink:

I love this song by Rida :slight_smile: ehhh… I need just in some Mustafa :dance: