Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

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#61

[quote=lise_c]Here’s another one : waHd suwl SaHbu 3la m3na ‘pourquoi’, w huwa iqul lu : “3lash”,
w qal lu : " la ghir suwltek"

                            Someone asked his friend about the meaning of 'pourquoi', 
                            and he (the friend) said, "Why"  and he (the 'someone') said,
                            "Just asking" (lit. I asked you - suwltek)[/quote]

Hehehehe :mdr: good one

#62

Ok, a new one that’s about catalans but I changed it for soussis :). There is two versions, but only changes the last sentence. I try it in arabic and in english, please check it somebody:

wa7id rajul soussi kbir bzzef kan flfrach (sirir), marit bzeef, w kai3arif hwa flakher sa3a dialo. kaiaqul:

  • Zyneb, mrati, fein hya? -Ana Hna, ah l-rajul diali lmeskin.
  • Wakha. W Layla, binty, fein hya? -Ana Hna ma3k, ya lwalid.
  • Wakha. W Rachid, wlidi, fein hwa? -Ana Hna Hdak, ya lwalid l3aziz
  • Wakha, mzien. W fein Abdelqader, w Hafida, w Fatoma, w Meryem, lhafidin dialy? - Kulshi Hna ma3ak, f hada sa3a sa3iba.
  • Iden, ida kulchi Hna… 3alach eddaw dial kuzina maftuHa? / -Iden, ida kulchi Hna… Shkun keyn fel Hanut?

An old soussi very ill is about to die in his bed, so in his last hour he asks:

  • Zyneb, my woman, where is she? - I am here with you, my poor husband.
  • Ok. And Layla, my daughter, where is she? - I am here with you, father.
  • Ok. And Rachid, my sun, where is he? - I am here by your side, my dear father.
  • Ok. And Abdelqader, Maryam and Hafida, my grandsons, where are they? - We are all here with you in this difficult hour.
  • So, if you are all here… Why the light in kitchen is on? / So if you are all here… Who is attending the growcery?
#63

hahaha i heard this one before, good one!!

#64

what happened everyone? ran out of jokes? or too lazy to post?

#65

well , i hate to post jokes :smiley: my jokes are better when u hear them directly from me

#66

ok tell me and i’ll post them… ca va?

#67

huh? r u comin to spain coz im not planin to go to the a** of the world ( lol a moroccan idiom )

#68

i mean you’ll tell me the joke -in written form- and i’ll post it so the flavour doesn’t go.

the a** of the world is actually very sunny, not like an a** at all

#69

loooollll hday 3lia … never been there :stuck_out_tongue:

#70

they won’t let you in anyway, they get those dogs to sniff you at the airport and if you’re a drug carrier (ie. you), they bite where the drugs are located… and then you go to jail of course… my wise advice: stay put where you are

#71

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dude i smoked with dogs … they all know me , dont worry about me :slight_smile:

#72

Take some pepper with you… you will laugh a lot with the dogs reaction :^^:

#73

here is an expert hahahahahahhahahhahah

#74

you two are just as bad as each other

#75

hhhhh obviously he has tried it before since he’s advising it.

#76

looooolllllll im gonna try it the next time i go to morocco :stuck_out_tongue:

#77

Me??? :angel:

#78

lla khyalk looooooooooooooolllll
this is the moroccan answer to someone who try to deny sayin :open_mouth: ana ?
u say ‘’ lla khyalk ‘’ = no , ur shadow

#79

I’m writting down… This is a good one!

(I always said Dall… I checked the dicctionary, now I know I was wrong :slight_smile: Thanks)

#80

I RECKOOOOON