I’d ask “rrjal” wla “ana” ? and he’ll say “inti” bien sur, so khalas no problem 
WWYD if… your partner was stealing all your property from you?
OMG Mad ur hillarious!! 
I’d drug em when they wer asleep and b4 they know it they’ll be in the middle of the Amazon lol
WWYD if a burglar has just broken into ur home and ur home alone but the burglar doesn’t know that?
i’ll bring all possible arms i have at home and meet him in the toilet 
WWYD if ur fallin from a roof ( 150 m )
oh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude im at uni and wallah im trying so hard not to burst out laughing omg! lol
In btw my screams id say the Shahada and ask for forgiveness 
WWYD if you’ve just missed ur train and the next ones not in for the next half an hour and ur appointments in 5 min?
hahahahahhaha if my appointment is with a moroccan , i wont care lol he’ll be late too
WWYD if u take the wrong train and 2h remains to the next station ?
after a good deal of swearing i’d take the train home lol
WWYD if…ur work MUST be at the teachers office at 3:00 without fail and ur computer crashes at 2:59?
I’d probably put the computer itself at the teacher’s office & say : “fix it if u can” , though i don’t think i’m rude enough to achieve that 
WWYD If the exam was about the exact page of the book that u didn’t revise ?
hhahahahah it happens always to me , once i studied everythin for an exam except a paragraph , i was so tired and i couldnt add one data to my brain , so i called a friend of mine and i told him plz focus on that paragraph and yeah in the exam we had it lol ( ofcourse i copied from him everythin )
WWYD if u find ur husband/wife having *** with ur neighbour in ur house ?? ( lol i know i could say if u find ur husband cheatin u and i stop but i wanted to be cleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr lol )
you must have just watched “khiyana mashroo3a” (legal cheating) !
i would…i would :roll: well…the Qur’an says 100 jalda ! but since our governement is not Qur’anic ! …i keep my digital cam with me for such occasions, i need evidences for a decree.
WWYD if you heard some "pip"s coming from the bag of the bearded man next to you on the bus.
dude where did u hear 100 jalda where did come from this number hhhhhh
in ur case ghadi tkon mertek mo7ssana w zina dial mo7ssana pikh piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikh … kon b9at ghir f jeld rah biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikhir
well i’d do nothing … i dont care since its in his bag
WWYD if u find out that u dont have money and ur in a chic restaurant ?
I would do a “hit & run” xd
WWYDI your teacher (a male if your a guy answering & a female if you’re a girl) tells you the only way for you to pass this course is if you would sleep with him/her? hahha
hahahahahahahhahahahha i’d tell him ok and bring police with me
WWYDI ur father asks u to sleep with him ?? lol this is for both males and females wuahhaha
OOOMFG TFOOO lol that would never ever happen… hahhaa i don’t even know what to say i’m speechless… if that would’ve happen i wouldn’t consider him as my father any longer
WWYDI someone was spreading rumors about your family?
hhahahahaha i’ll pay someone to f*** him and take him pix and vid … i will publish this in youtube
WWYDI u have an important presentation and u lost ur voice ?
Instead of publishing it…blackmail him ;D you get paid this way, hiih
I’d do my presentation in PowerPoint instead, so they can read it and see pics instead
WWYDI you got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere?
lol do i have a mobile phone ??
WWYDI u get lost in the desert ? u dont have a cellphone
I make sure in advance that doesn’t happen.
WWYDI you get sick on your wedding day?
i wont have a wedding
WWYDI you accidently eat a poison ?
vomit
WWYD if someone just stabbed you ?
Ask for help or call 112.
WWYDI you get send to a foreign country, which language you don’t speak?