Let’s post funny or inspiring quotes/proverbs in this thread, you might be putting a smile on someone’s face 
Here’s mine tp start with: A woman needs a man like fish need bicycles
you ever heard about the UN plan to make the number of hungry people in the world become a half by 2010 ?the plan simply is: not to do anything, until half of the hungry people will have eatten the other half by 2010 
funny quote : “ida darbatek lfay9a”, the best way to responde is to “drabha b na3ssa”…i don’t think it can be translated properly to English :^^:[/quote]
My favorite quote of the moment is Ummaryam’s siggy:
“Because I have been wrong once, or oftener, I do not intend, in the name of consistency, to be, always, wrong”.
Haha! Which part?
“I might be half your size, but i’m like a ton of bricks”
i like this one
I thought this had been lost in the database mishap. “Aw shucks” is a saying which means, “Oh, you’re kind words are too much for the occasion and I am blushing.” I’m curious, what did you think it meant? It has nothing to do with shucking corn, which is the way that we describe the act of removing the silk from the kaballa.
“work for your life like you’re living forever, & work for yur afterlife like you’re dying tomorrow” Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) 
^ Nice one above. i love hadiths and verses that just give you goosebumps.
Here’s one from Ali r.a:
“Knowledge raises the low… while ignorance brings down the mighty…”
nananana
Why does the feet smell while the nose run !
Just because I want you to do the same for me I am going to fix your grammar, Paperbird.
It should be “Why do the feet smell while the nose runs?”
[quote=ummaryam99]Just because I want you to do the same for me I am going to fix your grammar, Paperbird.
It should be “Why do the feet smell while the nose runs?”[/quote]
Yeah, its because i started with the nose, so it was, why does the nose…& when i switched them, that “does” remained there.
Your English is as good as mine, ma shaa Allah
“Base your life around your deen, not fit it into your life”
That’s going to be my slogan for my debate tomorrow Make du3a people!!!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck…lol , shall i finish it :^^:
Who’s the author of that one?
“Veni, Vedi, Vici” - I came, I saw, I conquered.
I love it, reminds me of Fatih Sultan Mehmed
PaperBird, is that a quote or a tongue twister?