What would you do if......

I’d tell em to get a life lol

WWYDI: you are being stalked?

I’d stab him/her… with my keys :smiley:

WWYD if you saw a kid stealing at the milk bar?

I’d allow it haha and watch the Milk man eventually realise haha

WWYDI: A baby pukes all over ur 3id clothes?

I would get very irritated, but i have to tell myself that it was a baby.

WWYDI you see an old man drop his wallet and inside there is 300 euro?

Id give his wallet back to him :stuck_out_tongue:

WWYDI: u woke up to find ur face is covered in a bad rash?

run to the doctor

WWYD if you got caught at the airport with cocaine in your pocket and you don’t know how it got there?

id say i got drugged by someone evil lol

WWYDI: if a genie came to u and said he’d give u watver u want in one wish only?

I’d wish for 1000 more wishes :smiley:

WWYD if you’re starvinggg to death in the middle of a desert, and a snake slithers by?

miam miam :stuck_out_tongue:

WWYD if ur tryin some clothes in a magazine and then u find out that there is a security cam :smiley: focusing on u ??

i would screaaaaaaaam… btw its magasin en francais mais “shop” ou “store” en anglais

WWYD if you were praying in jama3 at the mosque and you see a MASSIVE BLACK spider on the back of the man/woman standing in front of you?

i wont do nothin loooll 3adi

oh yeah im sorry i mixed up things :S i meant a store

WWYD if u met MAD ???

i’d run away and jump off a bridge

wwyd if you saw michael jackson walking in your street?

id say la ilaha illa llah … and go back to sleep

WWYDI u find MAD after jumping off the bridge :stuck_out_tongue: ???

hhhh when i jump off the bridge i wont be alive… better than seeing mad

WWYD if you were blackmailed to murder someone or your family will be killed?

hell nooo ill ask him to kill lalla aisha then i will do whatever they want :smiley:

WWYD if ur teacher abused u ???

i would abuse him/her

dude why u hatin for

WWYD if you found out that your bro is a terrorist?

I’d try to reason with him

WWYDI: u were forced to fight 4 ur country and against Muslims??

u mean algeria :smiley: i will fight ofcourse … my homeland first :stuck_out_tongue:

WWYD if ur dad converted to budism ??

sado :cry: lol

I’d tell him to go bang his head and maybe he’ll wake up lol

WWYDI: u have only a tiny bit of water left and ur stuck in the middle of nowhere?

i m gonna drink it ofcourse … then i will start drinkin my urine :smiley: i watched a program about a guy lost in the moroccan desert he was drinkin his urine and he survived

WWYDI ur dad divorced ur mom and went with his boyfriend ??? ( true story btw )