What does the Car stand for......

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


FORD

F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Found On Rubbish Dump
First On Recall Day
Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R&D
Flip Over, Read Directions

Here’s a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A N-show


TOYOTA

This One You Oughta Tow Away

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird
Volks Who?

Def. a good one :D.

[quote=mun911]VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird
Volks Who?[/quote]
:lol: Good ones too!