CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
FORD
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Found On Rubbish Dump
First On Recall Day
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Flip Over, Read Directions
Here’s a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance
NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A N-show
TOYOTA
This One You Oughta Tow Away
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird
Volks Who?