help with private translation

I have a couple private messages that I am very anxious to have translated.

I have translated them to the best of my ability, but I know I am missing some key facts. If someone could read through and correct any of my mistakes I would really appreciate it. I would be especially thankful if someone could also help me to understand the parts I was unable to translate.

I guess you could either leave a note here and I will private message you, or you can probably just private message me directly if you’d prefer.

Shoukran bzzzzzaf!!