help me translating this joke pls :)

[esmeraldababa]

I wanna make fun with my uncle,
hes just got married and I like his wife so much.
Now I wanna scare him by saying this (just as a joke ) :

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3andek (take care), that Im not gunna
see you with another girl,
if so I will take her from her hair,
and beat her head against the wall.

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haha I’m retarded I know

[achminfar9]

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:hit:

:bounce:

:crazy:

:okay:

:yuck:

:no:

[esmeraldababa]

Hahaha ? lol