help me translating this joke pls :)

I wanna make fun with my uncle,
hes just got married and I like his wife so much.
Now I wanna scare him by saying this (just as a joke :stuck_out_tongue: ) :

3andek (take care), that Im not gunna
see you with another girl,
if so I will take her from her hair,
and beat her head against the wall.

haha Iā€™m retarded I know :stuck_out_tongue:









Hahaha ? lol