Funny Quotations

“The President continues to surprise people, so I am not surprised to be surprised.”

  • US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney

“President Bush is due to address the nation in approximately 20 minutes precisely.”

  • Peter Jennings, ABC News

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
– Miss Alabama in the 1994

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
– Mariah Carey

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
– Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”
– Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.