English translation for a joke I dont understand please

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#1

Hadchi 3lach maghadich ichad lik

Ylh nkhalik bla manjbd lik machakil

Ghada wakha ji 3andi bohdak 3afak

M3ach

Lwa9t lobghti

(And this) Ma3ndkch l3iba

Thank you!

#2

Here you go:

Hadchi 3lach maghadich ichad lik = That’s why it won’t “work” for you.

Ylh nkhalik bla manjbd lik machakil = Well, I’ll leave (you) now, I don’t want to cause you any problems.

Ghada wakha ji 3andi bohdak 3afak = Can you come to my place tomorrow alone please?

M3ach = When?

Lwa9t lobghti = Whenever you want.

Ma3ndkch l3iba = You don’t have the “thing”.

#3

Thank you!